Secret Conversations Between Kids and Dogs That Should Have Been Recorded

What if kids and dogs could really talk? It would be the perfect stand-up comedy show, where they say exactly what’s on their minds. So let’s imagine these genius (and slightly absurd) dialogues!

The Secret Observer

Kid: What’s on the other side of the fence?
Dog: Nothing special. Just the neighbor’s cat performing a dark ritual.
Kid: Really?!
Dog: No, but you already look scared, and that’s fun.